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Rocket Race
By Cristiano M. Tovar.
Sung to the tune of "The Intro" and "Eat the Rich" by Aerosmith.
The Intro:
Grab your gear, get ready and set, for the race that's about to begin.
Got my game face on and ready to bet, that I'll be the one to win.
Yea I'll be the first again.
I've got all the skills, and I'm ready to go.
When the killing begins, you'll be the first, to, blow, Yo!
Rocket Race: (Eat the Rich)
We turned on the ignition,
Our warthogs, they did roar.
We had our final mission,
It fueled us more n' more.
Our rocket launchers loaded,
Our targets had been set.
The trash talkers, yelled back and forth.
I yelled back "wanna bet?!"
Well, I gazed up at the start'n light,
It burned two reds then green.
I yelled out "Better hold on tight",
To the other on my team.
I stomped my food down forward,
Put the gas right through the floor.
My gunner, shot the ground near us,
I screamed "Team Killing Whore!!!"
Rocket, Race!
Well there's only one thing that we're there for.
Rocket, Race!
Blow one hog up,
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Literature
Needler Gun By Cristiano M. Tovar
Sung to the tune of Jingle bell rock.
Needler, Needler, Needler Gun
Swarms of pink needles. A mist of pink fun.
Follows Your movement, Where ever you go.
Stuck with too many, and You'll just explode.
Needler, Needler, Needler Gun
If you see a pink mist, You might want to run.
Bouncing off walls, it sticks you in the bum.
Yup its time to run!
When you blast it, Its feels fantastic!
To watch them super combine.
Guy in Camo, drops his ammo.
Get out of my way, cause its MINE, MINE, MINE!
Load it up, Aim ahead, take a deep breath.
Lock on to all your foes.
Spraying out a giant pink, rainbow of death!
That's My Needler,
That's My Needler
That's My Needler Gu-n!
Yeah!
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Literature
Twelve Drops of Destruction By Cristiano M. Tovar
Sung to the tune of Twelve days of Christmas.
By Cristiano M. Tovar
From the first Phantom drop off, that Truth had sent to me.
A Wraith to blast through my enemies.
From the second Phantom drop off, that Truth had sent to me.
Two Angry Hunters,
And a Wraith to blast through my enemies.
From the third Phantom drop off, that Truth had sent to me.
Three Grunts on Ghosts,
Two Angry Hunters,
And a Wraith to blast through my enemies.
From the fourth Phantom drop off, that Truth had sent to me.
Four Jackle snipers,
Three Grunts on Ghosts,
Two Angry Hunters,
And a Wraith to blast through my enemies.
From the fifth Phantom drop off, that Truth had sent to me.
FIVE SWORD ELITES!
Four Jackle snipers,
Three Grunts on Ghosts,
Two Angry Hunters,
And a Wraith to blast through my enemies.
From the sixth Phantom drop off, that Truth had sent to me.
Six big Brute Chieftains,
FIVE SWORD ELITES!
Four Jackle snipers,
Three Grunts on Ghosts,
Two Angry Hunters,
And a Wraith to blast through my enemies.
From
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Literature
I wana Blow Ju to Smithereens- By Cristiano M.T.
Sung to the tune of I Want to wish you a merry Christmas.(Feliz Navidad)
I'm grabbing da bomb.
Gona blow someone up.
Make my way outa base, smack a blue in da face, and I carry on.
I walk outa base.
See a blue team Wraith.
He blows up da hog, and just like a frog, I jump outa da way.
So I run for da rocket launcher.
Spot the wraith den I tek my aim.
Fire off two shots, cause I wana blow ju to Smithereens!
I wana blow ju to Smithereens.
I wana blow ju to Smithereens.
I wana blow you sky high, Make you fall down and die. To Smithereens!
I make my way to the cave.
Oh look at me I'm so brave.
Gona see if I can sneak, to da back side, of da blue team base.
I get shot at with some needle.
Eww Gross, I squish a beetle!
Toss a fragment grenade, All da Blues blow up, and I be on my way.
I ran quickly to da end of da cave.
Sprinted fastly to da back of blue base.
See dem chace after me, oh now I got to go to pee... To smithereens!
I wana blow ju to Smithereens.
I wana blow ju to Smithereens.
I w
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Literature
It's so fun to be riding on my Warthog-By CrisMT
Sung to the tune of its beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's so fun to be riding on my Warthog.
Driving through Blood Gultch.
Splattering just for fun, Chain gun shoots everyone.
Watching as the other warthog explode!
It's so fun to be riding on my Warthog.
Sliding through Snowbound.
Watching a Spartan run, Oh boy wouldn't just be fun.
Flatting him beneath the snow.
Oh the,
Fragment grenades that they all throw at me,
Fly over and under my Hog.
And the,
Rocket that shoots hits there team and they boot,
And the rest hide under a rock.
And my hog causes more chaos as it starts all over again.
It's so fun to be riding on my Warthog.
Destruction Everywhere.
Now you're hiding behind a tree, no you cannot escape from me!
As the Bullets from my hog flies through the air.
It's so fun to be riding on my Warthog.
All the grass is turning red.
When you hear my roaring honk, You'll be out of all your luck!
Cause Soon, You will be, Dead!
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Literature
OH Fuel Rod Gun-Written By Cristiano M. Tovar
Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Thy Blast is so exciting.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
My explosions so enticing.
Destroys my friends, Implodes My Foes.
From where it's shot, nobody knows.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Your ricochet so freighting.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
You lay there so alluring.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Thou make my mouth start drooling.
In Firefights, you are the best.
My Covey foes they never last.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Your green bright flash of lighting.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Your Fuel Rod shines so brightly.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Five balls of deadly lightning.
The Banshee's Bombs, just not the same.
For with thy gun, I'll make it rain.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
Your held in hands so Tightly.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
You're finally out of ammo.
Oh Fuel Rod Gun, Oh Fuel Rod Gun.
I can't run round like Rambo.
But it's alright, the game soon ends
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Literature
A Covenant Christmas- By Cristiano M. Tovar
Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
Screeching through the Skies, In a Banshee flying high.
Shoot a Spartan guy, Oh shit this guy won't die.
"Yay!"
Grunts on Ghost move fast, That hunters kicking ass.
Jackals EMPing all the warthogs zooming past.
"Wart, Wart, Wart!"
Wraiths and Ghost, Grunts that Boast, Killing Human kind.
Fuelrod Gun, Lets all have fun, Explode them from behind!
"Yay!"
Skirmishers with Needlers, on the hill tops.
Hunters mad, that Spartans bad, Go blast him till he pops.
First We'll attack Reach, Next We'll take on earth.
Shoot ODST, Ouch that really hurt!
"Yay!"
A ship Is flying off, its Hull about to blow.
Let's all chase it down and, Hay look, we found HALO!
"Wart, Wart, Wart!"
Master Chief blew up my fleet, 343 got screwed.
Truth is pretty pissed off because that was just plain rude!
"Yay!"
Flood have spread, Profits dead, The war is done at last.
Confetti fly's and joyful cries this, Cov-e-nant Christ-mas!
"Ahh! Wart, Wart, Wart!"
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Cristiano M. Tovar
Artist | Student | Literature
United States
Howdy There.

If you haven't guessed yet then, yes... I am from Texas, and I am a big Halo fanatic. I love writing about Halo and it's Universe. Song Parodies and Short stories I make up in the Halo universe are just a few things I do though. I also like to draw as well and write things Non-Halo related. I'll be putting new things up more often now. So be ready for anything! I hope you enjoy the things I'll be putting up.
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vampirekingdom Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014   Digital Artist
Thank you Cristiano for the Added to my devWatch! Heart
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tommasorenieri Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Professional
Thanks for the watch!
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christophercielos Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014   Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! 
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iara-art Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
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EvilkaiUnlimited Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!:happybounce: 
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Aoi-Smile Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
Thanks for watching :3
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crmeto Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Student Writer
No problem.
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AetheriumDreams Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch! :iconeliteplz:
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crmeto Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Student Writer
You Very Welcome... Love that little Elite there by the way, Its Hilarious.
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TVC-Designs Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012   Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch
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