By Cristiano M. Tovar.
Sung to the tune of "The Intro" and "Eat the Rich" by Aerosmith.
Grab your gear, get ready and set, for the race that's about to begin.
Got my game face on and ready to bet, that I'll be the one to win.
Yea I'll be the first again.
I've got all the skills, and I'm ready to go.
When the killing begins, you'll be the first, to, blow, Yo!
Rocket Race: (Eat the Rich)
We turned on the ignition,
Our warthogs, they did roar.
We had our final mission,
It fueled us more n' more.
Our rocket launchers loaded,
Our targets had been set.
The trash talkers, yelled back and forth.
I yelled back "wanna bet?!"
Well, I gazed up at the start'n light,
It burned two reds then green.
I yelled out "Better hold on tight",
To the other on my team.
I stomped my food down forward,
Put the gas right through the floor.
My gunner, shot the ground near us,
I screamed "Team Killing Whore!!!"
Well there's only one thing that we're there for.
Blow one hog up,